The World is a Terrible Garage / Death of a Lobster

by Blasteroid

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released November 17, 2017

"The World is a Terrible Garage / Death of a Lobster" by Blasteroid

Basic tracking by Eric Tait at The Farm in West Chester, PA
Other tracking by Troy Chryssos all over

Mixed by Troy Chryssos
Mastered by Greg Saunier

Album Art by Blasteroid & Sam Wolfson

Special thanks to Jenny Kaufman, Chris Freedman, & Dylan Vaisey


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Equal parts ethereal and outrageous, NYC based Blasteroid defies their small size to explode amps and break hearts.

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Track Name: The World is a Terrible Garage
Keep the dust off your old trophies
You’re gonna need them

You can go to Maine alone,
It would be cheaper
And you’re worried about cash

But are your hands old enough
To get cut and to not even notice

Lost the will build that couch
For your mother

You kept napkins from the bar,
Was it better
Than where you’re drinking now?

The world is a terrible garage

We ate breakfast on the phone
This morning

Captain Crunch works best alone
But we don’t
Track Name: Death of a Lobster
You and I were living in a river
We were bone

You and I have lost some of that luster
Yeah, we've grown

You and I can count on being treasured

A million years of stepping on your neighbors
Can't pick your neighbors

And what happens next?
You and I die!

You and I can't fight what's on for dinner
You and I can't fight with empty quivers

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